Tuesday, September 19, 2006
On the first day, God created the dog and said: "Sit all dayby the door of your house and bark at anyone who comesin or walks past. For this, I will give you a life spanof twenty years." The dog said: "That's a long timeto be barking. How about only ten years and I'll giveyou back the other ten?" So God agreed.
On the second day, God created the monkey and said:"Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh.For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span."The monkey said: "Monkey tricks for twenty years?That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I giveyou back ten like the dog did?" And God agreed.
On the third day, God created the cow and said: "Youmust go into the field with the farmer all day longand suffer under the sun, have calves, and give milkto support the farmer's family. For this, I will giveyou a life span of sixty years." The cow said: "That'skind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years.How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?"And God agreed again.
On the fourth day, God created man and said: "Eat,sleep, play, marry, and enjoy your life. For this,I'll give you twenty years." But man said: "Onlytwenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty,the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gaveback, and the ten the dog gave back? That makes eighty,okay?" "Okay," said God, "You asked for it."
So that is why the first twenty years we eat, sleep,play, and enjoy ourselves. Then for the next fortyyears we slave in the sun to support our families.For the ten years after that, we do monkey tricks toentertain the grandchildren. And for the last tenyears, we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.ok its in going to 2am and ya i'm still awake have to do my sch work submission is on wed yep and there isn't much time left cause another day is starting and ya haven finish yet......well this few days not in the mood to talk or to comfort any one just not in the mood may because of the work load and stress i'm having or giving myself..... well i hope that this wed presentation is going to be ok cause i know the last one i didn do v well... haiz.... oh man i'm hopeing that wed ends faster so i relax and chill and do stuff..... yeah!!!! next week is holiday for me . yeah!!! hope i could get a job and earn money to spent and go SHOPPING!!!! lots of things to buy....
well honey panda jie must be fell aslp le ... sob sob... left me alone sob sob.... but cannot blame her she still has work tml well otot so can slp abit before gojng to sch (own time own target) yesterday went to curia it was ok other than aunties talking things that doesn have anything to do with the meeting it ok .... went drinking yesterday also with mac and sebby ... drank something called long island tea ... not bad but drank after afew cups than i turn a bit red .... hope that sebby is ok ....
well later going to god's ma house to have dinner cant wait v long time since i eat her food hehe later can eat le...
well i'll end here have to do work le or not later don need to slp le
MAC I UPDATE LE!!!TO ALL MY BEST PALS MY FRIENDS AND LOVE ONES
I LOVE U GUYS AND ITS FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART
